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TopicMan arrested after kissing nurse on the cheek during innoculation
Pepys Monster
02/20/18 9:30:52 PM
#3
This is what happens when you're not Chad.
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I <3 my bae.
TopicFor Whom the Bell Tolls vs. Hell's Bells
Pepys Monster
02/20/18 9:22:53 PM
#5

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I <3 my bae.
TopicLet's be real, is life worth living?
Pepys Monster
02/20/18 9:07:10 PM
#36
It's worth it if you have a bae.
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TopicWhat part of "shall not be infringed" don't you understand?
Pepys Monster
02/20/18 8:44:22 PM
#35
A_Good_Boy posted...
What scenario are you peeps even coming up with where you think you'd not only have reason to join an armed insurrection against the government but you'd also have your 2nd amendment right to fire on the government even legally recognised in the first place?

You guys are so defeatist. If Emperor Trump actually wanted to be a dictator, you'd just roll over.
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TopicFucking
Pepys Monster
02/20/18 8:27:34 PM
#7
Question86 posted...
If you haven't fucked this week what is your excuse?

It's only Tuesday. I still have time to fuck.
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TopicWhat part of "shall not be infringed" don't you understand?
Pepys Monster
02/20/18 8:25:28 PM
#25
Dragonblade01 posted...
Pepys Monster posted...
So the part about "gun control" really being centralizing gun ownership just went over your head?

What do you think the word "control" means?

So you fully support and trust the police and government?
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TopicWhat part of "shall not be infringed" don't you understand?
Pepys Monster
02/20/18 8:11:02 PM
#22
Dragonblade01 posted...
Funbazooka posted...
RYDCqRm

"There is no gun control. Only something that fits under the literal definitions of both 'gun' and 'control.'"

So the part about "gun control" really being centralizing gun ownership just went over your head?
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TopicWhat part of "shall not be infringed" don't you understand?
Pepys Monster
02/20/18 7:51:13 PM
#8
Liberals: "I mean, I know it says that. But why don't we just say that it's outdated and only had relevance at the time it was written? Then we can ignore that part and strip away more rights."
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Topicthe NRA has waaaaaay too much power
Pepys Monster
02/20/18 7:42:35 PM
#25
Liberals: "The NRA is an evil organization! We just want to take everybody's guns and burn the constitution."
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TopicA raver girl messaged me "Heya"
Pepys Monster
02/20/18 4:11:01 PM
#50
Harpie posted...
Pepys Monster posted...
I think she's the one. I think we're going to get married and live happily ever after.

pepy pls

Shes soooooo sweet. I asked if she wanted to hang out tomorrow and she said Yes always
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TopicI think I have found out my main issue with Dragon Ball Super... *spoilers*
Pepys Monster
02/20/18 3:09:09 PM
#25
A_Good_Boy posted...
Pepys Monster posted...
I agree, TC. I miss when Goku was more serious and heroic instead of a completely childish character.

Wait for the dub?

It is dubbed. The only time Goku seemed even remotely serious was during his fight with Hit.
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TopicI think I have found out my main issue with Dragon Ball Super... *spoilers*
Pepys Monster
02/20/18 3:04:05 PM
#20
I agree, TC. I miss when Goku was more serious and heroic instead of a completely childish character.
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TopicHey guys. Just wanted to say that I'm giving up on trying to get a girl.
Pepys Monster
02/20/18 2:53:44 PM
#62
Don't give up. I've felt depressed and defeated too. But I persevered and found a raver girl who likes me. I think the thing is, you're not going to succeed with most girls no matter what you say or do. You'll succeed with girls who want you to succeed with them. The ones who talk to you first or smile at you...or give some kind of hint. But it's also a numbers game. Don't beat yourself up for struggling to find a GF. It's hard.
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TopicSo...why is Marijuana illegal and Cigerates aren't?
Pepys Monster
02/20/18 3:44:14 AM
#6
MorbidFaithless posted...
Not where I live

Going to the dispensary tomorrow after like a month + plus of no smoke

How could you deprive yourself like that?
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TopicYou just have to be the right man, in the right place, at the right time.
Pepys Monster
02/20/18 3:13:56 AM
#1
And anything could happen. Think about it.
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TopicWhy do gun owners feel like they MUST HAVE guns?
Pepys Monster
02/20/18 3:00:30 AM
#20
Blue_Dream87 posted...
Sativa_Rose posted...
alexadorable posted...
Blue_Dream87 posted...
Cuz 2nd amendment


Which was made in 1791. And has now become completely redundant.


Then just repeal it bro, we've done it before.


Who will repeal it? Half these politicians are being paid off by the NRA

Where do you think NRA gets its money? From Americans who don't want to lose their gun rights.
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TopicWhy do gun owners feel like they MUST HAVE guns?
Pepys Monster
02/20/18 2:55:53 AM
#16
alexadorable posted...
Blue_Dream87 posted...
Cuz 2nd amendment


Which was made in 1791. And has now become completely redundant.

It's not redundant.
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TopicMan DESTROYS his AR-15 Gun by SAWING it in Half!!
Pepys Monster
02/20/18 2:50:50 AM
#11
You can just put a different upper receiver on that firearm and be good to go. All he did was destroy the upper.
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TopicMy bae likes to bite.
Pepys Monster
02/20/18 2:46:42 AM
#23
She said "Goodnight lovely" and I said "Goodnight, bae." Isn't that great?
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TopicI'm at a loss on how to meet women IRL.
Pepys Monster
02/20/18 2:42:45 AM
#8
Old people need love too.
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Topic00s nostalgia
Pepys Monster
02/20/18 2:03:22 AM
#41
Gamer99z posted...
Gafemage posted...

That's... That's the greatest thing I've ever seen...

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TopicHave you ever met someone who believed that they were going to hell?
Pepys Monster
02/20/18 1:35:26 AM
#2
Like my lesbian friend, I try to avoid super religious people.
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TopicIs there any point in learning basic survival skills these days?
Pepys Monster
02/20/18 1:12:24 AM
#3
TopicMy bae likes to bite.
Pepys Monster
02/20/18 12:25:56 AM
#21
She's the best.
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TopicI didn't realize how bad I let myself go until just now
Pepys Monster
02/19/18 11:48:15 PM
#8
Squall28 posted...
Pepys Monster posted...
Squall28 posted...
It only gets worse as you age.

False. I'm 29, skinny and fit. I don't even understand how people gain weight.


It will catch up to you.

Maybe. It hasn't yet, and I get drunk once per week.
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TopicI didn't realize how bad I let myself go until just now
Pepys Monster
02/19/18 11:44:49 PM
#5
Squall28 posted...
It only gets worse as you age.

False. I'm 29, skinny and fit. I don't even understand how people gain weight.
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TopicI didn't realize how bad I let myself go until just now
Pepys Monster
02/19/18 11:42:12 PM
#2
I'm glad you feel motivated to exercise. I've been training too. I'm entering an 8K run next month.
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TopicWhat is the purpose of life if you plan to be single making 6 figures?
Pepys Monster
02/19/18 11:34:49 PM
#8
His wealth should be redistributed to NEETs who are 30.
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TopicMy bae likes to bite.
Pepys Monster
02/19/18 11:26:32 PM
#18
Genocet_10-325 posted...
Pepys Monster posted...
Genocet_10-325 posted...
Pepys Monster posted...
Genocet_10-325 posted...
Pepys Monster posted...
Veggeta_EDGE posted...
TC you have a girlfriend now? Congrats.

Almost. We're talking.

Stop fucking around and ask her out. She likes you, you like her. The worst thing you can do is dilly dally and procrastinate. She'll think you're not really interested and move on.

Ask her out as in a date? She said she wants to come with me to a rave this weekend.

Oh, cool. She knows it's a date and doesn't just think you're going as friends right?

Of course.

Awesome. Good luck man.

If you guys haven't kissed yet make sure you go for it while you're there. Don't wait too long to do it.

I'm going to go for it immediately.
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TopicWhy do you think its taking you so long to find love?
Pepys Monster
02/19/18 11:24:40 PM
#9
Awesome posted...
Pepys Monster posted...
Awesome posted...
all the women im attracted to never like me

It's a war of attrition. You have to be stubborn as fuck and keep meeting girls.


no i think its that i make it obvious when i really like a woman and they sense it and get turned off.

The right woman wouldn't be turned off. She would also like you.
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TopicMy bae likes to bite.
Pepys Monster
02/19/18 11:23:26 PM
#16
Genocet_10-325 posted...
Pepys Monster posted...
Genocet_10-325 posted...
Pepys Monster posted...
Veggeta_EDGE posted...
TC you have a girlfriend now? Congrats.

Almost. We're talking.

Stop fucking around and ask her out. She likes you, you like her. The worst thing you can do is dilly dally and procrastinate. She'll think you're not really interested and move on.

Ask her out as in a date? She said she wants to come with me to a rave this weekend.

Oh, cool. She knows it's a date and doesn't just think you're going as friends right?

Of course.
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TopicMy bae likes to bite.
Pepys Monster
02/19/18 11:08:32 PM
#14
Genocet_10-325 posted...
Pepys Monster posted...
Veggeta_EDGE posted...
TC you have a girlfriend now? Congrats.

Almost. We're talking.

Stop fucking around and ask her out. She likes you, you like her. The worst thing you can do is dilly dally and procrastinate. She'll think you're not really interested and move on.

Ask her out as in a date? She said she wants to come with me to a rave this weekend.
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TopicMy bae likes to bite.
Pepys Monster
02/19/18 11:05:13 PM
#12
Veggeta_EDGE posted...
TC you have a girlfriend now? Congrats.

Almost. We're talking.
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TopicMy bae likes to bite.
Pepys Monster
02/19/18 11:04:56 PM
#11
DezDroppedFreak posted...
Idk I can never keep up with your topics

I'm happy to clear up any confusion.
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TopicMy bae likes to bite.
Pepys Monster
02/19/18 11:03:52 PM
#8
DezDroppedFreak posted...
...I thought you said she messaged you

Like on social media or something

You must be thinking of a different girl from a dating site.
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TopicMy bae likes to bite.
Pepys Monster
02/19/18 11:01:09 PM
#5
DezDroppedFreak posted...
Is this rave girl you haven't met irl yet

Where do you think I met her? At a rave irl.

Re-iNcarnated posted...
Wait, so you went balls deep on the rave girl, good for you man

Not yet.

PikachuMaxwell posted...
Is your bae your dog?

No.
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TopicMy bae likes to bite.
Pepys Monster
02/19/18 10:59:09 PM
#1
Should I let her bite me, CE? She said the more she likes someone, the harder she bites.
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TopicIt's too hard to make friends as an adult
Pepys Monster
02/19/18 10:47:18 PM
#4
Find people you have something in common with. What do you like to do? What music do you like? Go out and meet people. It's not hard.
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TopicIt's too hard to make friends as an adult
Pepys Monster
02/19/18 10:41:42 PM
#2
It's easy as fuck.
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TopicWhy do you think its taking you so long to find love?
Pepys Monster
02/19/18 10:37:40 PM
#5
Awesome posted...
all the women im attracted to never like me

It's a war of attrition. You have to be stubborn as fuck and keep meeting girls.
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TopicWhy do you think its taking you so long to find love?
Pepys Monster
02/19/18 10:34:45 PM
#3
I think I've found it. I met this cute raver girl, but she lives far away, sadly.
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TopicThis mass shooter feels different from the Vegas guy....
Pepys Monster
02/19/18 9:52:52 PM
#3
The gun possessed him and made him do it. The angry high school girl with a limited understanding of the constitution said so.
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Topicremember when paris hilton tried to have a music career?
Pepys Monster
02/19/18 9:41:15 PM
#8
I neither remember, nor care.
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TopicPerfect cell vs Ugandan knuckles
Pepys Monster
02/19/18 9:22:33 PM
#11
NINExATExSEVEN posted...
Oh come on lol it's hilarious. I'm crying right now.

Is this trolling?
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TopicIm glad that its becoming more socially acceptable for guys to paint their nails
Pepys Monster
02/19/18 9:13:37 PM
#2
I painted my nails back in 2003 when I was goth. GOML.
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TopicPerfect cell vs Ugandan knuckles
Pepys Monster
02/19/18 9:11:58 PM
#5
That was unfunny. Cell would just kill him instead of arguing with him for so long.
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TopicThinking about getting started in drinking alcohol and cigars.
Pepys Monster
02/19/18 9:02:26 PM
#4
Getting started in drinking alcohol is easy. Go to your local liquor store today, buy some vodka (glass bottle, NOT plastic) and a shot glass and go HAM.
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TopicI would Courtney from match.com
Pepys Monster
02/19/18 8:51:50 PM
#5
She's average. My bae is hotter.
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